柯南阿信的歡樂窩

我也要活下去                                                              
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> 在一個有眾多名流出席大晚會上，已失去昔日風采，鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將雷
> 利拄著枴杖蹣跚地走上臺來就座。                                            
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> 主持人開口問道：「您還經常去看醫生？」                                    
> 「是的，常去看。」                                                        
> 「為什麼？」                                                              
> 「因為病人必須常去看醫生，醫生才能活下去。」                              
> 臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲，人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。                
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> 主持人接著問：「您常去藥店買藥嗎？」                                      
> 「是的，常去。因為藥店老闆也得活下去。」                                  
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> 臺下又是一陣掌聲。                                                        
> 「您常吃藥嗎？」                                                          
> 「不，我常把藥扔掉。因為我也要活下去。」                                  
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> 臺下哄堂大笑。